A Riposte of a Riposte

misterjmasters:

sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A military personnel would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

There was a trend for awhile that if your dad or grandfather was in a war and had medals, you wore a military style jacket and pinned the medals on them.  But if you wore medals that weren’t part of your family’s, if you just found them somewhere and pinned them on, it was considered stupid and disrespectful.

And yet people put on warbonnets like it’s nothing.

Fucking White People

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gentlydropthebass:

“Women can’t go out in skimpy clothing and be surprised when they’re raped! That’s like leaving your front door open and being surprised when you’re robbed!”

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

you’re comparing property to a human being

Well duh, that’s how they see them

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thisistheverge:

How two Valve engineers walked away with the company’s augmented reality glasses

Three months ago, celebrated video game publisher Valve did something completely out of character: it fired up to 25 workers, in what one employee dubbed the “great cleansing.” At the time, co-founder Gabe Newell quickly reassured gamers that the company wouldn’t be canceling any projects, but it just so happens that one project managed to get away. Valve was secretly working on a pair of augmented reality glasses… and those glasses are still being built by two Valve employees who lost their jobs that day. 

Good job Valve

nopestiel:

maleficentmordor:

I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-

“fucking winchesters”

#spn#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING (via)

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burtoo:

Perfect. So simply demonstrates the absurd anthropocentricism required to believe there are objective rules to human behavior. You can have a moral code, and you can try to persuade people to abide by your moral code, but to claim this universe of which we constitute essentially nothing has rules written into it to govern our behavior is absolutely absurd.

Also I hurry to point out that the observable universe is pretty definitely not the whole universe, it is simply the sphere centered on an observer extending out to the distance at which the expansion of the universe causes matter to appear to move away from us at faster-than-light speeds (“appear to” is important to remember - it’s not moving faster than light, it’s just that lots of new space is appearing between us DEAL WITH THAT)

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ahunterneedshiswingman:

longlivethemoose:

The prophet has spoken.

OSRIC LET ME HUG YOU PLEASE

“How to kill humans:
* Leave them alone for a while
* The End”

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THE BEARD EPISODE

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burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

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yoisthisracist:

anonymous asked: To, Dr. Dre was at my brother’s graduation today and the speaker ended with Remix to Ignition. It was fresh as hell

Uh, that is dope as fuck, seriously.

This was me :v